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Ever wish you were the one who told that joke that kept the party crowd laughing away and entertained? Or were you the quiet wallflower type passively watching, making nice polite remarks like, "Hey, great joker that" and deep down regretting that you had not had the foresight to remember a few of those nor the guts to tell them?

HERE'S HOW TO DO IT

Memorize this Sample Joke and Practise Delivering It In Front of a Mirror

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the result of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of about $75.00 (3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

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